:-D
some kind of Otto-english.. he's a german comedian.. had a good laugh at his latest show.. but guess you can never translate it without loosing his sense of humor..
He has - Der hase (the bunny)
she has - der ski-hase (the ski-bunny)
Wizard of Oz - Wiesel ausm Osten (weasel of east)
but now its time to ebay ebay ebay - üben üben üben (learn learn learn)
Lesson today: All about edit and email - Alles über Edit und Emil (all about Edit and Emil)
"Oh, there is an email" - Oh da ist schon Emil (oh there is already emil)
"He has a small file to edit" - Er hat ein Veilchen für Edit (he has a violet for edit)
small file - das Feilchen (the violet)
Motherboard - das Stiefmütterchen (the pansy)
"Our Email has a copy" - unser emil hat ein zwillingsbruder (our emil has a twin)
"He is a user of messages" - er ist us amerikaner aus Massechusetts (he is us american from massechusetts)
"He likes to edit the internet" - er findet edits hintern nett (he fancys edits butt)
"She knows email is important" - sie weiß emil is impotent (she knows emil is impotent)
"She goes professionally online" - sie geht beruflich auf den strich (she goes on the game)
to go online - auf den strich gehen (go on the game)
please hold the line - könnten sie mal bitte auf meinen Hund aufpassen (can you please look after my dog?)
"Can i use your browser?" - Kann ich deine dusche benutzen (can I use your shower?)
"She has a new pc" - sie hat ein neues pissuar (she has a new toilett)
"Did you have some kind of hardware?" - Hattest du als kind verstopfung? (did you have constipation as a kid?)
"No, i have windows" - Nein ich habe Blähungen (no i have flatulence)
windows - blähungen (flatulence)
download - durchfall (diarrhoea)
"She has to close the icon" - sie nennt zwei klos ihr eigen (she internalise two toilets)
"Email is deleted" - Emil ist beleidigt (Emil is pissed of)
"I can not enter the chatroom" - Ich komm nicht rein ins scheisshaus (I cant get thru the shit house / toilet)
chatroom - das scheisshaus (the shit house - toilet)
Ipod - der nachttopf (pisspot)
"Your problem is the setting" - Dein Problem, es ist besetzt (you're problem, its taken)
"Try control and shift" - Drei Kontroloere schiffen (three controllers pee)
"One hacker is loading" - einer ist hackevoll (one is totally drunk)
"Enter your code at home" - erledige dein geschäft zu hause (do ur business at home)
"There I have no print paper" - da habe ich kein Klopapier (there i have no toilet paper)
"Then press alt" - dann nimm die zeitung von gestern (then take the old press from yesterday)
"Email opens the zip file" - Emil öffnet seinen reisverschluss (emil opens his zipper)
"Do you like to play with my joystick?" - Möchtest du mit mir Computer spielen? (do you like to play some computer games with me?)
