Chris and Mike are on Twitter now!!!

Oh my...lol He's SO bored.

nooooo he's trying to hide!

Haha, exactly. But you know he's still telling us where he is. He wants to hate but at the same time he wants everyone to know where he is...you know just in case he gets lost. lol Hate it already! You know he's feeling really good right now because he wanted to be alone. Now he's driving and driving and driving. But in a few days he'll probably start getting homesick. But then he still has to drive DAYS til he's back home. He's so alone. In a few days he'll wish there were fans following him. lol

Chris: "Rollin into my fave dirty birds neighborhood of ATL! What's good?"

Oh, .... he is sooo BORED. ....

Well, who knows... maybe he isn't driving soo far away aand will be home in the next days again!
Hope he's alright! Aaand NOT too ALONE.

So, Jamal Anderson is a football player who happens to be "jamthedirtybird" on twitter. Sounds like Chris wants to meet him. Chris told Jamal "call me" and Jamal's smart answer two hours later was "call me." Hahaha

LOOOL!

He's heading west which is the wrong direction, by the way.
Been in 3 states yet..I'm counting.

Oh oh... He HAVE TO turn around!! And heading straight east... LOOOL!

oooh hopefully not by car.. unless the name of it is "K.I.T.T."

Haha...
No, I hope it not, too. At least Not when he does see the ocean ahead!

But you know he started in the water - with his car. So it must be some super car that can swim on water. lol It would take way too long taking the car though. I'm all for a turbojet. haha

Chris: "Change the things that can be changed, accept those that cannot, and have the wisdom to know the difference"


Apparently, he's spending some time thinking. Like it.

Wisdom of the day #2 on facebook

"rule 1 dont sweat the small stuf......rule 2 its all small stuff"



Such a smart cookie. I like the first wisdom better though. It's not all small stuff.

"kluger Keks"???

Chris: "My eye still burns from last nights stunt man shot"

Step 1: Snort a line of Salt up your nose.
Step 2: Drink a shot of the worst possible tequila the bar has.
Step 3: Squirt a lemon in your eye, hence making you completely forget about the salt in your nose and terrible tequila taste.




Um.... The heck. First, he's being all smart ass and then this?

where was that from anni?!

Chris "Damn got me again!"

Boooo! I wanted to post this. lol

Found it online.




Now come on. He's a grown man, 37 years. And he snorts salt up his nose and squirts a lemon in his eye why? Can I say that again: Don't do something and then be a baby about it. Not feeling sorry. That's kinda gross. But if that's what Chris considers fun.

Like the balloons though. I was all because of the last update and then he posts those cool balloon things. lol

Let me say:

"Kids, please dont try this at home!"

Exactly. Lemon juice will burn your eyes and cause temporary damage to your cornea.


YAAAAAY, way to go to destroy yourself. Sorry, but I really think it's dumb. But I guess guys do that, right? Guys like to hurt themselves. I think it's considered cool or something.

boooooooooooored guys loool.. dont know what to do and come up with things like that?!
no idea.. we're girls.. bet we could think of better things.. haha

but idea, we need such a balloon man to get his attention here.. hahaha

Oh yay, you're right. We need to make one of those for Chris. lol Would distract him from doing stupid things like....hm....don't know....squirting lemon juice in his eye? Ugh!

You know what the worst part is though? The lemon juice is used to distract from the pain the salt in your nose causes. Anyone on this board ever done this weird kind of shot? If so, ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR DAMN MIND? lol


If Chris is so bored, why doesn't he paint his nails or something? It's not like this would be new.

where are the rest of the boys.. they should stop him from doing that!

and yep.. if i had lemon in my eye it would let me forget the rest of the pain too.. but would never do that.. never done and will never do.. as I dont drink at all, might be boring to others, but I know how to have fun without it!

Yeah, I call this self-mutilation. Like I said, first the head in the pool, then the nose directly followed by the eye. I think I might have accidentally gotten a little splash of orange juice in my eye in the past and thought I was gonna die.

I know not everything has to have a sense..but this is just...why? Haha, I just don't get it. He is like a little kid who likes to experiment and find out about his body.